Anderson Cooper stunned

Country outraged over revelation members of US Congress live lives of privilege unlike their own.
Citizens were shocked and Anderson Cooper stunned when a Sixty Minuets probe revealed members of the US Congress don’t play by the same rules as the rest of us. The revelation that they lead lives of wealth and privilege is absolutely stunning. When confronted with the accusation of unfair practices one member bristled. “This is America where everyone is allowed to make a buck. Technically, nothing I did was illegal and nobody got hurt, really.
Having been apprised of the situation that she and other members of congress, in a bipartisan effort, are making a quick buck off of privileged information, congressperson Pelosi jumped on the growing bandwagon paying lip service to endorsing a fact finding subcommittee tasked with dragging out an investigation into the alleged wrongdoing until the rubes that voted for us go back to worrying about Kim what’s-her-name and how short her marriage was. Then we can get back to business as usual.
In a rare act of empathy Speaker of the House sided with the former Speaker. “Were just like everybody else. It’s just all our money and the lavish perks we get that make us seem different from you average Joe Blow. Come on? Don’t you remember that plumber we duped into shilling for us to show we’re just regular guys.”